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swann123
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|  Subject: Crimbo Presents :P  Fri 25 Dec - 11:59 | |
| This is for everyone to put down wat they got for crimbo from their family and friends,  Merry Crimbo Goosey | |
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Dibbers
Sergeant Major of the Royal Marines
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| | Subject: Re: Crimbo Presents :P Fri 25 Dec - 13:26 | |
| Ok,
Mum and dad got me a years car insurance and a £500 camera lens! (RAGING AT THEM FAR TOO MUCH! havnt got it yet tho, seen them trying to hide it)
my brother got me 10,000 BB's for my SCAR-H AEG, a newtons cradle Lynx and a Topgear Find stig book.(had to open his as he's in Dublin this year for crimbo)
And im going to my Aunt and Uncles house, I'm sure theres a few pressies there too.
FUCKING BRING ON CHRISTMAS DINNER! | |
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PARADOX_v1
Brigadier General
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| | Subject: Re: Crimbo Presents :P Fri 25 Dec - 20:57 | |
| Your christmas cant be very exciting if you already know what youre getting! I only know one thing... the rest is a mystery! | |
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Dibbers
Sergeant Major of the Royal Marines
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| | Subject: Re: Crimbo Presents :P Sat 26 Dec - 0:59 | |
| there was other bits and peices under the tree! | |
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REDROB7
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Location : Hull - the armpit of the earth?!
| | Subject: Re: Crimbo Presents :P Sat 26 Dec - 3:48 | |
| bought the mrs a rampant rabbit elite after a big discussion with a "pleasure expert" in ann summers - bring on the crimbo drunken antics  | |
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somepepeshit
Lieutenant Colonel
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| | Subject: Re: Crimbo Presents :P Sat 26 Dec - 7:48 | |
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HarveyB-8
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PARADOX_v1
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| | Subject: Re: Crimbo Presents :P Sat 26 Dec - 8:32 | |
| - REDROB7 wrote:
- bought the mrs a rampant rabbit elite after a big discussion with a "pleasure expert" in ann summers - bring on the crimbo drunken antics
Dont get too drunk mate... it might slip in the wrong hole! | |
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somepepeshit
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| | Subject: Re: Crimbo Presents :P Sat 26 Dec - 9:10 | |
| theres a reason its called the bonus tunnel | |
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PARADOX_v1
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| | Subject: Re: Crimbo Presents :P Sat 26 Dec - 9:21 | |
| Thats what you call your hole is it?! Jesus! | |
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REDROB7
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| | Subject: Re: Crimbo Presents :P Sun 27 Dec - 8:37 | |
| Na I've learned my lesson from my mate stevo, he came in pub one night and was all coy when he's normally the life and sole of the place, anyway after a few brews, he owns up to getting done in the ass by his mrs we all though was ace cos she was dirty, but she went too far, cuffed him to the bed, said she was gonna give him the time of his life, and shtuck one in his choco starfish!!
Now that pretty much is rape fella's! | |
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PARADOX_v1
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| | Subject: Re: Crimbo Presents :P Sun 27 Dec - 8:49 | |
| That's actually rape! I got raped once. Yawn raped. I yawned on the bus and my missus put her finger in my mouth hole without asking first. | |
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somepepeshit
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| | Subject: Re: Crimbo Presents :P Sun 27 Dec - 9:34 | |
| lmfao
jees, yer man got well and truly fucked didnt he | |
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Phenomenal-
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| | Subject: Re: Crimbo Presents :P Sun 27 Dec - 12:33 | |
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swann123
Warrant Officer-3
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| | Subject: Re: Crimbo Presents :P Mon 28 Dec - 5:25 | |
| lmao turns into a rude topic, all is good tho; keeps us going | |
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somepepeshit
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| | Subject: Re: Crimbo Presents :P Mon 28 Dec - 5:30 | |
| always does mate, robs a dirty cunt | |
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swann123
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| | Subject: Re: Crimbo Presents :P Mon 28 Dec - 5:34 | |
| ano lol; just the way he is, and he wants to be a geordie aswell which is funny; hes always saying pet now lol | |
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