Happy Birthday No:051184

happy birthday mate, lovely cake yesterday haha

ill enjoy shitting out a bit of man united today

somepepeshit wrote:

happy birthday mate, lovely cake yesterday haha

ill enjoy shitting out a bit of man united today

Happy birthday mikey! Your getting there now! Soon you'll feel old!

Pepe I had a shit this morning but when I flushed it down I thought of Liverpool! Was a splattering shit as well. Covered the pan.

lol epic, squirty poo ftw

you had a bit of an air burst in the bomb bay then ridge, quality. i do love a good long dancing bear in the pan though. one that only flushes away after you hit it with a big stick

or something

lmao !

Happy Birthday mate, hope you have/had a good one !

Happy Birthday Mike

Hope ya had a good day mate, sounds like it wasn't a good day for anyones toilets, i had a splattery shit aswell earlier, i managed to read the entire fucking newspaper before it was safe for me to jump off lol

lol, stop talking shit

i felt like i'd lost 90% of body weight, and im not small lol

the sign of a mighty good shit there matey

you have become of age

many happy returns mate..... you'll nearly be as old as me.... One day

Cheers lads my internet's fooked so i'll not be on for a bit but i'll see you all soon

reading and shittimg at the same time is awesome - i once listened to the music on my phone while reading while haviing a shit was good but the bog roll ran out..

lol wtf

loooooooooooooool